As I’ve been reading our “He Said, She Said” series of blog-posts we’ve started, I’ve come to realize that The Man in this duo “talks” a lot more than I do.
Have any of our readers noticed the same thing?
He Said: “What does that have to do with white floors and — carpeted bathrooms?”
She Said: “At least you’re not arguing with my observation.”
He Said: “Well maybe that’s because I have more to say that’s of value.”
She Said: “Okay, what do you think of white floors and carpeted bathrooms?”
He Said: “White floors show everything. Super impractical.”
She Said: “That’s not what you were saying when you were stuck cleaning our own white kitchen floor…!”
He Said: “What did I say?”
She Said: “You said ‘^&$#$$(bleep!)^&*^ 87&*what-kind-of-crazy-woman-would-choose-white-floors-&%^(bleep!)&&% 789*%^&5 87% 987&*^ %^&%(bleeping-bleep!)’ “
He Said: (Not acknowledging his foul language) “I’ve never seen a carpeted bathroom. Never thought about it.”
She Said: “In all my years of being in the real estate business, I’ve noticed that older folks (senior citizens) often have carpeted bathrooms. It’s more comfortable for them to walk on something soft.”
She Said: “True, but a man should NEVER have a carpeted bathroom.”
He Said: “I don’t want to know what you’re thinking when you say that, but I can guess.”
He Said: “Can we talk about something else now?”
(I just wanted to make my point. Bull’s-eye!)